Introducing the Sadvocate 20-ounce tumbler—a gorgeous purple vessel crowned with a bold gold logo, perfect for those who enjoy their satire scalding and their beverages frosty. Whether you’re sipping cold brew while watching a city council member accidentally vote for their own recall, or nursing lukewarm despair during another legislative session, this tumbler is your loyal companion.
Crafted to withstand the emotional rollercoaster of Louisiana politics, it keeps drinks hot longer than most politicians keep promises—and cold longer than your average infrastructure project. It’s double-wall insulated, BPA-free, and 100% immune to press releases.
Take it to work. Bring it to protests. Use it as a prop when live-streaming your rants about potholes, traffic circles, or property taxes. It fits perfectly in most cupholders and all existential crises.
Ready to make you look like the most hydrated fake journalist at the gas station.
Because if you’re going to sip the tea, it might as well be from a cup that knows it’s all a joke.
