The Sadvocate 40oz Pink Tumbler – Because Sometimes 20 Ounces Just Ain’t Enough for This State
Behold: the Sadvocate 40-ounce pink tumbler—a towering monument to hydration, frustration, and fabulousness. With enough volume to hold your drink and your opinions on the latest budget scandal, this insulated beast is perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to keep their cool while explaining to someone that “infrastructure study” means “we’re never fixing it.”
Sporting a silver etched Sadvocate logo and wrapped in a shade of pink that screams “I’m fun, but I’ve seen some things,” this tumbler keeps your iced coffee colder than your stare during a school board meeting, and your tea hotter than the group chat after a zoning vote.
Fits in your car’s cupholder (barely), your oversized tote, and emotionally, somewhere between outrage and resignation. Ideal for long days, short tempers, and public hearings that could’ve been emails. Comes with a sturdy handle for gripping during power outages, gas station rants, or when reading a press release that uses the word “bold” unironically.
Judgment free and built to survive both hurricanes and town halls.
If you’re drinking from this, you’re either hydrated or over it. Probably both.
