Keep your can cool and your sarcasm cooler with The Sadvocate collapsible koozie—an essential accessory for any seasoned Louisiana cynic. Made from high-quality, collapsible neoprene and dipped in the same majestic purple as your favorite budget shortfall, this koozie features a bold gold Sadvocate logo that lets everyone know: “Yes, I brought my own fake news to the tailgate.”
It’s lightweight, folds flatter than a politician’s convictions during election season, and slides easily into your back pocket—right next to that pothole reimbursement form that’ll never get processed. Ideal for crawfish boils, council meetings, or watching the Saints disappoint you again with just the right amount of sass.
Fits most 12-ounce cans, bottles, and the crushing weight of living in a state where insurance costs more than rent. Whether you’re drowning in light beer or dark humor, this koozie’s got your back—literally, it’s foam.
Hand-wash only, because like Louisiana politics, it doesn’t respond well to high pressure.
