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Day: September 26, 2026

Texas A&M’s 12th Man Running Late After ‘Quick Stop’ At Ronnie’s Boudin Reaches Sixth Hour

BATON ROUGE, LA – Texas A&M officials confirmed Saturday afternoon that the school’s legendary 12th Man is running dangerously behind schedule after a “quick stop” at Ronnie’s Boudin somehow entered its sixth hour. According to team officials, the 12th Man stopped around lunchtime for “one boudin ball and maybe some cracklins” before continuing toward Tiger […]

SEC Agrees to Drop LSU Lawsuit If Liz Murrill Promises Not to Make Memes About Stankey Afterwards

Greg Sankey is reportedly willing to drop the SEC’s lawsuit against LSU, provided Attorney General Liz Murrill promises not to turn the settlement into a meme.

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