DOTD Unveils Newly Redesigned I-12 Barrier After Visiting 3rd Grade Science Class
DOTD engineers say a recent elementary school science lesson provided several “valuable new insights” into why concrete interstate barriers may cause flooding.
Cassidy Campaign Purchases “Flashy Thing” From Men in Black to Help Voters Forget Last 11 Years
Witnesses claim Cassidy briefly flashed a strange device at supporters before everyone suddenly started calling him “a consistent conservative.”