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Day: April 30, 2026

Landry Signs Executive Order Removing Garret Graves’ Home From Inside State Lines to Prevent Run for Governor

The new boundary now curves so precisely around the home that cartographers are calling it “petty, but impressive.”

After Supreme Court Tosses Map, Senior Official Confirms It Was Drawn by His 5-Year-Old Neice for “Fresh Perspective”

Louisiana’s rejected congressional map might make more sense now after officials confirmed it was originally drawn by a 5-year-old before being “cleaned up” for presentation.

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