New Orleans District Attorney Accidentally Hires One of the Escaped Inmates as Assistant DA

In a development somehow both shocking and on-brand, the New Orleans DA’s office admitted it mistakenly hired one of the escaped inmates as a new Assistant District Attorney
Brusly Asks Why Addis Gets All the Fame: “We Had a Guy on Wheel of Fortune in ’03”

After one American Idol finalist put Addis on the map, neighboring Brusly is demanding recognition of its own — armed with bumper stickers, chili cook-off memories, and a guy who plays spoons when tipsy.
Parents Support Later School Start Times—Now Have 30 Extra Minutes to Argue Over Lunches

EBR schools are planning to start later next year—and not just because kids are tired, but because everyone’s tired of pretending they aren’t.