Landry Freezes Hiring, Tells Agencies to “Just Google How to Do Everything”
In a move sure to confuse both bureaucrats and IT departments, Jeff Landry has partnered with Google—well, used Google—to slash hiring costs. Staff are now told to “just search it” when facing emergencies.
Louisiana DMV Computer System Is So Old It Still Thinks Edwin Edwards Is Governor
In a move that screams “Louisiana logic,” the new DMV chief—a fire marshal by trade—has discovered the agency’s mainframe still believes Edwin Edwards is governor. And yes, it runs on something older than Windows 95.
Several BRPD Officers Apply for PTSD Support After Hearing State Police Returning to Agency
After a historic internal collapse under trooper leadership, Baton Rouge officers feared a sequel. But this time, the State Police are staying outside—where they can’t mess with the org chart.