ORLANDO, Fla. – Disney has announced the opening of a new Louisiana-themed attraction at it’s Orlando theme park.
The attraction will contain a Louisiana traffic simulator, where visitors get to sit in real cars stuck on a fake bridge for 3 full hours. For added realism, riders will have no way of exiting the simulator before the time is up.
Younger guests also get to participate in a political bribe simulator, where they get to compete against one another to see who can offer the best bribes to cast members posing as elected officials, in an effort to get a playground built in their community. To participate each child will have to put up $100 from their parents and is guaranteed to get nothing in return.
Future upgrades to the Louisiana attraction include a pothole driving simulator, a shooting gallery where you are the target instead of the shooter, and a traffic study simulator where kids get to participate in a fake traffic study by viewing a photograph of 12 miles of stop and go traffic on I-10. Participants will then be asked if the traffic looks like something needing attention. Once answering “yes”, participants will be shown the photograph again, and asked to repeat the same answer, 14 times in a row.
The attraction, which opens in June, only accepts EBT as form of payment.
