Zachary Mayor Asks Football Team to Throw Central Game So He Doesn’t Have to Eat Wade Evans’ Well-Done Steak
Wade Evans asked whether the mayor wanted his steak crispy on both sides.
Lane Regional Hospital Updates Dating Profile, Seeks Partner With MRI Machine And Healthy Cash Reserve
Lane Regional finally upgraded to premium because the free version kept matching them with broke hospital systems.
Zachary Neighbor Who Shut Down Go-Kart Track Now Drafting New Complaint Against Passing Cars
After shutting down a go-kart track, a Zachary neighbor is already working on her next complaint, this time targeting passing cars on a nearby highway.
Zachary Launches New Code Enforcement System After Discovering Residents Have Been Ignoring Old One for Years
City officials say the upgraded system replaces handwritten complaints and months of inaction with a faster process designed to finally confirm that residents were never confused about the rules, just completely uninterested in following them.