Louisiana Department Of Wildlife Confirms Most Aggressive Animal In State Remains The Boat Launch Parking Lot Dad

Louisiana wildlife officials say alligators, wild hogs, and snakes remain far less aggressive than the average boat launch parking lot dad.
Black Bear Seen in Livingston Parish Identified as Boyfriend of Denham Springs Woman

A Livingston woman says her new boyfriend doesn’t cheat, doesn’t lie, and “smells better than her ex.” The twist? He’s a black bear.
Dept. of Wildlife & Fisheries Budget Cut by $94M: Poachers Send Thank You Notes

Louisiana’s Wildlife Department just lost $94 million in funding—and the only ones celebrating are the poachers, who’ve begun sending thank-you notes to the state.