Local Developers Unveil “Oak Creek Preserve” Subdivision on Completely Treeless Land

“Oak Creek Preserve” reportedly features no oaks, no creek, and absolutely nothing being preserved, but residents will enjoy luxury vinyl flooring and a retention pond.
Addis Town Council Arrives at Meeting by Boat to Approve Another Massive Neighborhood

Floodwaters covered much of Addis Thursday, but not even waist-deep water could stop the council from approving another major neighborhood. Officials praised their resilience while residents joked that new homeowners should receive kayaks instead of house keys.