DOGE’s Audit of New Orleans Halted After Team Gets Carjacked by 14-Year-Olds

DOGE’s attempt to audit New Orleans ended abruptly when their government vehicle was stolen. Mayor Cantrell shrugged it off, calling it “just kids bein’ kids.”
Dozens of CATS Bus Drivers Unable to Attend Their Own Strike Due to Lack of Buses

The CATS bus strike faced an unexpected challenge today—most of the striking drivers couldn’t make it to the picket line because they rely on the bus to get there.