Post-Jailbreak Donations Drop So Low, Hutson Campaign Now Accepting Canned Goods

NEW ORLEANS, LA – Facing the kind of financial drought usually reserved for abandoned vending machines, Orleans Parish Sheriff Susan Hutson’s re-election campaign has officially entered barter mode. After raising a mere $155 in the wake of a jail escape and a mistaken inmate release, Hutson’s team is pivoting to alternative donations, namely canned corn, […]
Escape Room Franchise Sues Orleans Parish Jail for Copyright Infringement

Sheriff Susan Hutson denies OPSO is an entertainment venue, though admits, “at this point, maybe we should start charging admission.”
Orleans Parish Sheriff to Revise ‘Last One Out Lock Up’ Policy After Friday Jail Break

In a stunning policy rethink, Orleans Parish jail officials say they may revise their long-standing “last one out, lock up” approach after 11 inmates escaped. One was recaptured quickly; the rest remain at large, possibly hiding among residents with pillowcases and that telltale “I just tunneled out” confidence.