Florida QB Invited to Ride in Spanish Town Parade, Finally Gets to Throw Into a Crowd on Purpose
Baton Rouge has found a new use for Florida’s interception-prone quarterback, handing him a float spot in the Spanish Town Parade, where wild throws are encouraged and no one keeps stats.
Central Mayor Storms Baton Rouge City Hall Demanding Credit for Discovering The Sadvocate
Central Mayor Wade Evans says he dove under a Spanish Town float for a Sadvocate tumbler, printed his own shirt, and now Baton Rouge is trying to ride the irony wave he created. “Pick a different fake news source,” he demanded.
Governor Landry Accidentally Catches Beads at Spanish Town Parade, Declares It ‘An Attempted Bribery’
Governor Jeff Landry caught beads at the Spanish Town Parade—then declared it a bribery attempt by The Sadvocate. He’s now pushing to ban “unapproved bead distribution” at public events.