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Tag: Soft on Crime

93% Acquittal Rate of Violent Offenders Leaves Judge “Haunted” by the 7% She Let the System Ruin

Local judge promises reforms after only 93% of violent offenders walked free: “I owe the other 7% an apology and maybe a fruit basket.”

NOPD Launches ‘Catch and Release’ Program for Store Clerks Attempting to Defend Themselves

New Orleans NOPD Catch and Release policy prioritizes criminals over store clerks, ensuring robbers face no consequences while victims are punished. The Sadvocate.

NOPD’s new “Catch and Release” policy ensures store clerks who defend themselves face immediate legal consequences—while armed robbers get a lecture, a free Uber ride, and a city-sponsored second chance.

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