Derek Carr Retires, NFL’s Interception Rate Drops by 15% Overnight
With a career marked by leadership, grit, and red zone decisions that often benefited the wrong team, Carr steps away as the league’s most generous quarterback. Interceptions are already down. Cornerbacks are already grieving.
Saints Re-Sign Clyde Edwards-Helaire After Realizing They Ran Out of Other Ideas
The Saints have re-signed Clyde Edwards-Helaire after exhausting all other options. “We thought about signing a rookie, but nostalgia won out,” said the GM. Fans remain cautiously optimistic—again.