Government Admits Chemtrail Program Delayed After Difficulty Finding Pilots Willing to Poison Their Own Families
The government’s alleged chemtrail operation has reportedly stalled, not because of exposure, but because officials can’t find pilots willing to gas themselves and everyone they love.
Health Officials: Needles Handed Out on Siegen Lane Totally Unrelated to Used Needles Found All Over Siegen Lane
City officials are warning residents not to assume that the thousands of discarded syringes scattered across Siegen Lane have anything to do with the clinic on Siegen Lane that gives out thousands of syringes.
After Losing $248 Million, LA Health Dept. Rebrands as a Nonprofit to Better Reflect Lack of Oversight
After an audit flagged $248 million in undocumented Medicaid spending, the Louisiana Department of Health announced it would rebrand as a nonprofit—citing its long-running tradition of ignoring federal requirements, submitting inaccurate reports, and failing basic oversight practices as justification.