‘I’d Rather Do Time Than Eat Texas Gumbo’ – Massey on Why He Never Left Louisiana
Massey, the fugitive who refused to flee, said the thought of tasteless gumbo across state lines was too much. “It ain’t worth it,” he told deputies.
Escapee’s Mom Arrested After Sending “Y’all Be Safe” Text to Entire Escapee Group Chat
Orleans Parish officials have arrested a mother for sending a supportive “Y’all be safe” text to a group chat tied to a jail escape. Authorities say it amounts to aiding and abetting—because in Louisiana, even moral support can land you a seat in the back of a squad car.