NOLA Residents Rally Against ICE, Fear Safer Streets Could Lead to Higher Rent and Fewer Viral Carjacking Videos
Protestors in New Orleans came out in the rain this week, not to oppose crime, but to defend it from ICE. Locals say safer streets could ruin the city’s “authentic experience.”
Officials Say 27-28 College Championship Game Will Be Safe, Provided You Don’t Bring a Purse, Wallet, or Vehicle
City officials assured fans the 2027 title game will be perfectly safe, as long as they don’t bring purses, wallets, or vehicles into New Orleans.
Cantrell Promises to Return From Iceland With Infrastructure Plan Written in Runes
Mayor LaToya Cantrell insists her upcoming Iceland trip will benefit New Orleans, promising to return with an “infrastructure plan written in Viking runes.” Officials say the plan could address potholes and flooding, though residents may need archaeologists to interpret it.