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Alcohol Permit Approved After Denham Springs Confesses They’re Still Recovering From Last Sadvocate Article

Mustard Seed Creamery Denham Springs Louisiana The Sadvocate

After two denials, Denham Springs council finally approved Mustard Seed Creamery’s liquor license, not out of civic duty, but sheer fear of another Sadvocate roasting. Officials admitted the satire hit harder than any drink on the menu.

Denham Springs Police Raid Local Ice Cream Shop, Seize 12 Cases of Rum Raisin

Denham Springs Police Ice Cream Shop Mustard Seed Louisiana The Sadvocate Satire

Officers warned that Rum Raisin posed a “moral threat,” even going so far as to bag the tubs as evidence of frozen rebellion. Critics say the raid shows the city clings to Prohibition logic whenever it suits them.

Denham Springs Says Ice Cream Parlor Too Holy for Liquor License, Not Holy Enough For Tax Exemption

Mustard Seed Creamery Denham Springs Louisiana The Sadvocate

Denham Springs ruled Mustard Seed Creamery is a church for blocking booze, but a business when it’s time to collect taxes.

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