Louisiana State Police Add “Avoid Alligator Ambush” To Future DWI Safety Campaigns
Troopers are reminding drivers that potentially failing a field sobriety test is still considerably less painful than a surprise alligator encounter in the swamp.
Louisiana State Police Captain Demonstrates Bold New “Crash-and-Retire” Legal Strategy
A Louisiana State Police captain arrested for DWI avoided jail, skipped a mugshot, and retired hours later. Experts call it the “Crash-and-Retire” defense—where consequences vanish with a pension. Locals now wonder if this loophole applies to non-police citizens too.