Landry Spends Two Days Training in North Louisiana Snow to Prepare for Greenland Envoy Role
Officials said the governor’s North Louisiana trip provided all the necessary exposure to ice, snow, and public frustration required to represent Louisiana interests abroad.
After Baton Rouge and New Orleans Tour, ICE Agents Request Transfer to “Something Calmer,” Like Gaza
ICE agents say Gaza “seems peaceful” after spending several days in Baton Rouge and New Orleans, citing South Louisiana’s unique blend of traffic, politics, and Dodge Chargers driving recklessly.
ICE Overwhelmed by Self-Deportation Requests From Immigrants Who Have Been Stuck in College Drive Traffic Since 2023
ICE agents were stunned to find motorists who hadn’t moved since 2023, many now choosing deportation over one more minute of College Drive.
New Orleans Residents Oppose ICE, Worried That Accountability Could Spread to Other Parts of Government
Protesters promised to return as long as law enforcement continues threatening the city’s long-standing tradition of low expectations.
Migrant Disappears from Wisconsin Courthouse, Judge Suggests “Maybe He Just Needed Some Air”
A Massachusetts courthouse found itself under scrutiny after a migrant mysteriously slipped out during a hearing, allegedly with the quiet approval of the presiding judge. ICE agents scrambled to locate the missing individual, while courthouse staff largely shrugged. Officials are now reviewing whether future hearings should include escape drills as part of standard courtroom procedure.