I-12 Master Plan To Determine Best Way To Spend Millions Studying Thing Everyone Already Knows

Transportation officials are gathering public input on I-12, a corridor whose problems have already been thoroughly documented by every commuter in Louisiana.
DOTD Unveils Newly Redesigned I-12 Barrier After Visiting 3rd Grade Science Class

DOTD engineers say a recent elementary school science lesson provided several “valuable new insights” into why concrete interstate barriers may cause flooding.
Proposed Bill Requires DOTD to Repurpose Existing Potholes for I-12 Wall Drainage

Louisiana may have finally found a use for all those interstate potholes, flood control. A new proposal suggests moving them directly into the I-12 barrier wall.
Sherwood Forest Sidewalk Expansion Increases Stolen Shopping Cart Capacity From 1 to 2 Wide

South Sherwood Forest’s long-awaited upgrades are finally complete, and city officials couldn’t be prouder. While they advertised safer commutes for drivers, locals say the real winners are the stolen shopping carts now cruising two-wide across the new sidewalks.