Ascension Parish Man Spends Entire Hurricane Prep Budget on Ice Chest That Can Hold 24 Cases of Beer
Louisiana officials confirmed one Prairieville family spent their entire hurricane prep budget on a luxury ice chest capable of surviving conditions slightly worse than the actual house.
Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges
Louisiana residents are reportedly no longer measuring hurricanes by wind speed or flooding, but by how devastating the Entergy surcharge becomes six months later after the power finally returns.
Louisiana School System Introduces New “Career Ready” Program Focused Entirely on Filing Insurance Claims
Louisiana schools are finally preparing students for real life by teaching flood claims, roof tarping, and how to argue with insurance adjusters before hurricane season starts again.