Louisiana Legislature Unveils Budget Based on Innovative New Math Where Everything Is Affordable Eventually
Budget analysts confirmed the proposal works best when reviewed quickly, without context, and with the understanding that future lawmakers will be responsible for explaining whatever goes wrong.
LaToya Cantrell Says City Password List Was Left in Dubai, Requests One Final City-Funded Trip to Retrieve It
Former New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell says the city’s password list is in Dubai and requests one last city-funded trip to retrieve it.
New Orleans Residents Oppose ICE, Worried That Accountability Could Spread to Other Parts of Government
Protesters promised to return as long as law enforcement continues threatening the city’s long-standing tradition of low expectations.
Louisiana Housing Corporation Official Resigns, Board Proud To Announce Absolutely Nothing Will Change
The Louisiana Housing Corporation confirmed a top official’s resignation and immediately reassured the public that absolutely nothing will change.
Ethics Board Says Collecting $2.7 Million in Outstanding Ethics Fines Would Set Dangerous Precedent of Accountability
Auditors found $2.7 million in unpaid ethics fines, but the Louisiana Ethics Board says it’s choosing a “gentler approach” hoping offenders “just feel bad eventually.”