Louisiana Legislature Passes Bipartisan Resolution Declaring Everyone Else The Problem

Lawmakers say the new policy will save time, reduce confusion, and provide voters with the clarity they deserve about who is definitely not responsible.
CATS Says Emailing Bank Statement Monthly Impossible Due to Ongoing Shortage Of Non-Arrested Employees

CATS officials say a simple monthly task, downloading a bank statement, attaching it to an email, and clicking send, isn’t feasible given current staffing challenges.
Louisiana Legislature Unveils Budget Based on Innovative New Math Where Everything Is Affordable Eventually

Budget analysts confirmed the proposal works best when reviewed quickly, without context, and with the understanding that future lawmakers will be responsible for explaining whatever goes wrong.
LaToya Cantrell Says City Password List Was Left in Dubai, Requests One Final City-Funded Trip to Retrieve It

Former New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell says the city’s password list is in Dubai and requests one last city-funded trip to retrieve it.
New Orleans Residents Oppose ICE, Worried That Accountability Could Spread to Other Parts of Government

Protesters promised to return as long as law enforcement continues threatening the city’s long-standing tradition of low expectations.
Louisiana Housing Corporation Official Resigns, Board Proud To Announce Absolutely Nothing Will Change

The Louisiana Housing Corporation confirmed a top official’s resignation and immediately reassured the public that absolutely nothing will change.
Ethics Board Says Collecting $2.7 Million in Outstanding Ethics Fines Would Set Dangerous Precedent of Accountability

Auditors found $2.7 million in unpaid ethics fines, but the Louisiana Ethics Board says it’s choosing a “gentler approach” hoping offenders “just feel bad eventually.”