EBR District Court Introduces Annual Awards Banquet for Repeat Offenders
Court officials have decided it was finally time to honor the city’s most dependable repeat offenders with a formal awards banquet celebrating years of uninterrupted criminal consistency.
Zachary Man Kills Girlfriend’s Dad at Dad’s Home, Gets Same Sentence as Kid Who Egged a House
A Louisiana man broke into his underage girlfriend’s father’s home, killed the man, and walked away with just probation. The judge’s reasoning? Rehabilitation, so long as it doesn’t interfere with Wheel of Fortune. Welcome to Homicide Lite™, where bedtime is the new justice.