Louisiana Election Officials Admit It’s Cheaper To Just Leave Cleo Fields’ Name On Every Ballot
Louisiana election officials say they’ve finally found a way to save taxpayer money: just leave Cleo Fields’ name on every ballot permanently.
Cleo Fields Buys U-Haul Stock Ahead of NYC Election, Cites “Another Lucky Guess”
Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before New Yorkers start planning their exits.
Cleo Fields Explains Stock Purchase: “I Thought Oracle Was a Seafood Restaurant”
Rep. Cleo Fields defended his Oracle stock purchase by insisting he thought it was a seafood restaurant. After Googling the name during a committee break, Fields said he was “just trying to support local dining,” confusing oysters with cloud storage in a uniquely Baton Rouge mix-up.