Carbon Capture Executives Celebrate: “Finally, a Pollution Crisis We Get Paid to Cause”

Carbon capture has given industry executives the perfect business model. Profit from the pollution, then profit again from pretending to clean it up.
State Suspends Carbon Capture Over Safety Concerns, Approves 19 New Chemical Plants Instead

Governor Jeff Landry’s new moratorium on carbon capture aims to “protect public safety” while the state quietly approves nineteen chemical plants that will release the same emissions.
SLU Says Professor Dismissed for Use of Comic Sans in Reports, Not Lake Maurepas Findings

While her research raised alarms about toxins in Lake Maurepas, SLU says Dr. Emami’s choice of Comic Sans made the information “aesthetic malpractice.” The university acted swiftly to preserve its reputation, if not the lake.