ICE Demonstrators Inadvertently Enter 2nd Day of Protest After Getting Stuck in College Drive Traffic
ICE protesters say their rally accidentally entered a second day after College Drive traffic made leaving impossible, proving once again that nothing disrupts this road, not even organized activism.
Louisiana AG Liz Murrill Proposes ID Requirements for People Waiting in King Cake Lines
Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill proposed voter ID requirements for king cake lines, arguing the state must protect limited inventory from out-of-state buyers and residents who “just discovered Mardi Gras.”
LSU Reaches Deal With Brian Kelly: One Free Caniac Combo Per Month Through 2035
LSU avoided a $54 million payout by giving Brian Kelly a free Caniac Combo once a month for ten years. Baton Rouge calls it “the most Louisiana settlement ever.”
Customers Mistake Government Shutdown for Government Street Shutdown, Camp Overnight at Anthony’s to Secure Muffulettas
Baton Rouge residents camped outside Anthony’s Italian Deli after mistaking the federal government shutdown for a shutdown of Government Street. Locals feared losing access to muffulettas, prompting overnight lines, sleeping bags, and panic worthy of Black Friday.
Alcohol Permit Approved After Denham Springs Confesses They’re Still Recovering From Last Sadvocate Article
After two denials, Denham Springs council finally approved Mustard Seed Creamery’s liquor license, not out of civic duty, but sheer fear of another Sadvocate roasting. Officials admitted the satire hit harder than any drink on the menu.
Florida QB Invited to Ride in Spanish Town Parade, Finally Gets to Throw Into a Crowd on Purpose
Baton Rouge has found a new use for Florida’s interception-prone quarterback, handing him a float spot in the Spanish Town Parade, where wild throws are encouraged and no one keeps stats.
Livingston Sheriff Updates K9 Policy: Dogs Can Only Eat One Suspect Arm Per Week
Livingston Parish deputies announced new reforms after a K-9 incident, limiting police dogs to one suspect arm per week. Officials say the change “balances law enforcement needs with basic limb
Gordon McKernan Launches Children’s Book Series to Skirt Potential Advertising Limit
Baton Rouge’s favorite billboard lawyer isn’t letting a little thing like an advertising crackdown slow him down. Gordon McKernan’s new children’s book series aims to teach kids the one thing school won’t: who to call when disaster strikes the jungle gym.
Baton Rouge’s New Traffic Congestion Museum Lets Residents Relive Daily Gridlock
Experience the joy of Baton Rouge traffic without ever turning on your car! The city’s new Traffic Congestion Museum lets visitors relive gridlock, road rage, and endless detours—all from a stationary seat.