Officials Report Sharp Increase In Daytime Altima Sightings Following Inspection Sticker Repeal
Officials say thousands of previously hidden Altimas have begun emerging during daylight hours following the inspection sticker repeal.
After Five Years, Picardy-Perkins Connector Officially Entering Advanced Stages of Partial Completion
Residents say the Picardy-Perkins project has somehow looked both abandoned and nearly finished since 2023, a level of confusion only East Baton Rouge government could successfully maintain for five straight years.
Baton Rouge Drivers Continue Proud Tradition Of Missing Entire Green Light While Looking At Phone
Baton Rouge drivers are reportedly preserving one of the city’s oldest traditions, sitting through entire green lights while checking their phones and accelerating precisely as the light turns red again.