Barge Captain Dodges Stray Bullet, Heroically Fails to Dodge Baton Rouge
Two barges grounded near LSU after eyewitnesses say the captain swerved to dodge a stray bullet. Officials confirm the bullet missed — unlike Baton Rouge’s reputation for “challenging” river navigation.
Local Porch Pirates Upset After Learning Most of the Packages They Stole Were Just Amazon Returns
A group of criminals in Baton Rouge were left in shock after realizing their stolen packages contained nothing but Amazon returns—half-used air fryers, mismatched socks, and phone chargers nobody wanted.