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Sharpton Encourages Pre-Boycott Shopping Spree, Accidentally Creates Retail Boom

Rev. Al Sharpton’s boycott plan backfired spectacularly after he urged supporters to stock up before the protest, sparking a retail boom. Stores capitalized on the rush, offering “Pre-Boycott Sales,” proving once again that economic activism and capitalism make for strange bedfellows.

Al Sharpton’s Boycott Plan: “Hurt Businesses by Spending Your Money the Day Before”

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Activists plan to “cripple” corporations by buying everything the day before their boycott. “This will show them!” said one organizer, stockpiling supplies. Economists compare it to a hunger strike where you eat double the day before. CEOs remain unfazed—and wealthier.

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