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Livingston Parish Burglars Blame Economy After Breaking Into Cars and Finding Nothing but Trash

Livingston Parish Car Burglary Buddy Ellis Road The Sadvocate

Local burglars say the struggling economy is making their jobs harder, as Livingston Parish cars now hold nothing but disappointment, unpaid parking tickets, and melted ChapStick. “At least leave a working charger,” one thief begged.

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