In a city where stray gunfire is more common than road stripes, this 20 oz white tumbler helps you blend right in. Featuring The Sadvocate logo and six realistic bullet holes, it’s the unofficial drinkware of Baton Rouge survivalists, sarcastic realists, and anyone who’s ever heard “shots fired” and kept eating.
Double-walled to keep your drinks hot, cold, or just unsettlingly lukewarm—much like local leadership. Perfect for sipping iced coffee while pretending the crime stats are just “media spin.”
Look local. Drink local. Stay low.
Not actually bulletproof. Probably should be.
