The Sadvocate Editorial Board Declares State Of Emergency Following Nissan Altima Discontinuation

Nissan may have discontinued the Altima, but The Sadvocate isn’t ready to let one of its most dependable recurring characters retire just yet.
Lane Regional Hospital Updates Dating Profile, Seeks Partner With MRI Machine And Healthy Cash Reserve

Lane Regional finally upgraded to premium because the free version kept matching them with broke hospital systems.
LSU Fraternity Head Says Kitchen Employee Misunderstood Request To “Keep House Stocked With Coke”

LSU fraternity members say a kitchen employee misunderstood repeated requests to “keep the house stocked with Coke,” prompting a swift rewrite of the employee handbook.
The Sadvocate Podcast – Guest Appearances
The Sadvocate Podcast