Louisiana Residents Begin Ranking Cities by Number of Daiquiri Shops Per Capita
A new Louisiana study found residents are now ranking cities almost entirely by the number of nearby drive-thru daiquiri shops, replacing outdated metrics like schools, roads, and overall quality of life.
East Baton Rouge Leaders Encourage Residents to Lower Expectations to Improve Overall Satisfaction Ratings
Baton Rouge leaders reportedly believe the key to improving public satisfaction isn’t fixing problems, but convincing residents to stop expecting roads, traffic, and drainage to function in the first place.
Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges
Louisiana residents are reportedly no longer measuring hurricanes by wind speed or flooding, but by how devastating the Entergy surcharge becomes six months later after the power finally returns.
Study: Marijuana Users Saving Hundreds by Driving Down Sherwood With Windows Down
LSU researchers say Baton Rouge drivers are saving hundreds on marijuana simply by sitting in Sherwood Forest traffic with the windows down long enough to miss two green lights in a row.