Man Completes Errand On Siegen Lane In Under 2 Hours, Declared Local Legend

A Baton Rouge man completed a full errand on Siegen Lane in under two hours, prompting officials to investigate what they’re calling a “temporary and highly suspicious lapse in traffic conditions.”
St. George Man Celebrates One Year Anniversary of Attempting Left Turn at Pecue and Highland

A St. George man marked one full year attempting a single left turn at Pecue and Highland, as family celebrated roadside and officials confirmed solutions remain under extended, ongoing study.
Baton Rouge Residents Begin Measuring Distance in “How Many Red Lights” Instead of Miles

Residents say the new system finally reflects reality, where a “quick trip” can mean sitting through four lights and watching the same car next to you age in real time.