Louisiana Senator Proposes Fixing Child Services By Moving It 300 Feet Down the Hall

Lawmakers say relocating child services 300 feet down the hall will usher in a new era of accountability, thanks to updated signage and a different department name.
LSU Anti-War Protest Ends After Parents Show Up and Ground Several Participants

Heated geopolitical debate dissolved into questions about GPA requirements, laundry responsibilities, and who forgot to take the trash out before attempting regime change.