Customers Mistake Government Shutdown for Government Street Shutdown, Camp Overnight at Anthony’s to Secure Muffulettas
Baton Rouge residents camped outside Anthony’s Italian Deli after mistaking the federal government shutdown for a shutdown of Government Street. Locals feared losing access to muffulettas, prompting overnight lines, sleeping bags, and panic worthy of Black Friday.
Moreno Declines “Kiss of Death” Endorsement From Landrieu Following Kamala’s Faceplant After His Backing
Helena Moreno has sidestepped Mitch Landrieu’s unlucky endorsement streak, distancing herself from what some call the “kiss of death.”
New Orleans Credit Rating Drops, City Forced to Put Pump Repairs on Layaway
New Orleans’ bond rating has sunk so low that city officials now plan to repair drainage pumps on a layaway system, fixing them in pieces as minimum payments clear.