Governor Landry Approves Ban on AI, Says Louisiana Will Remain “Proudly Behind the Curve”
Louisiana banned AI in state offices this week, with Governor Jeff Landry vowing to keep the state “proudly behind the curve.” State employees are now ordered to stick to cursive, fax machines, and old relatives who “know computers.”
Coach Kelly Skips Monday Press Conference, Claims He’s Still in Concussion Protocol from Watching the Defense
LSU’s head coach skipped today’s press conference, citing “concussion protocol” after watching his defense collapse for four quarters. Reporters were left with an empty podium, while fans questioned if silence is now the Tigers’ only effective strategy.
NFL Fines New Orleans Saints For Impersonating Professional Football Team
The NFL has fined the New Orleans Saints for “impersonating a professional football team,” citing Sunday’s loss to Buffalo as the final straw. Officials say the money will be redirected to teach the offense basic football concepts, something fans claim has been missing for years.