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Day: September 10, 2025

DA Declares Highland Food Mart a Nuisance But Still Much Safer Than Siegen Lane at Night

Highland Food Mart Nuisance Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

Hillar Moore’s crackdown on a Highland gas station drew laughs when he noted the store, despite its sketchy reputation, remains less dangerous than Siegen Lane. Residents say they’d rather gamble with the Food Mart’s parking lot dice game than turn left onto Siegen.

Wildlife & Fisheries and OMV Partnership Saves Time by Combining Two Broken Systems Into One

Louisiana DMV Head Resigns Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

Louisiana has streamlined inefficiency by combining the Office of Motor Vehicles with Wildlife & Fisheries. Now, residents can lose patience, time, and sanity in one unified location, proving government innovation means taking two broken systems and duct-taping them into a slightly larger broken system.

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