Miguez Steals Spotlight by Doing the Unthinkable: Answering Questions Cassidy Wouldn’t
Bill Cassidy may have skipped Moon Griffon’s show, but Blake Miguez grabbed the mic and actually answered questions. Voters were stunned to see a Louisiana politician speak for more than ten minutes without citing “technical difficulties with his backbone.”
Sherwood Forest Sidewalk Expansion Increases Stolen Shopping Cart Capacity From 1 to 2 Wide
South Sherwood Forest’s long-awaited upgrades are finally complete, and city officials couldn’t be prouder. While they advertised safer commutes for drivers, locals say the real winners are the stolen shopping carts now cruising two-wide across the new sidewalks.