Zachary Man Kills Girlfriend’s Dad at Dad’s Home, Gets Same Sentence as Kid Who Egged a House

A Louisiana man broke into his underage girlfriend’s father’s home, killed the man, and walked away with just probation. The judge’s reasoning? Rehabilitation, so long as it doesn’t interfere with Wheel of Fortune. Welcome to Homicide Lite™, where bedtime is the new justice.
LSU Hires Indicted Developer For Arena Project After Struggling To Find One With Felony Warrants

City leaders defend the move as “perfectly on brand” for Louisiana. The arena is set to include a “Jury Deliberation Suite” for VIPs, and opening night will bring out everyone from ex-mayors to celebrity athletes with pending charges.