Landry Names Head of Office of Highway Construction, Start Date TBD After 15 Year Feasibility Study
Governor Landry has named a director for Louisiana’s new Office of Highway Construction, but the job won’t start until at least 2040, pending an 11-year feasibility study on whether the office should exist at all.
Police Chiefs Accidentally Attend ‘How to Stay Out of Federal Prison’ Workshop and Immediately Fail
Two Louisiana police chiefs were arrested mid-conference in Baton Rouge after allegedly filing a fake armed robbery report, ironically just steps from a session on law enforcement ethics.
EBR Library Terminates Man Who Refused to Address Colleague as “Dungeon Master of Reference Materials”
A local man was fired from the EBR Library after refusing to address his coworker as “Dungeon Master of Reference Materials,” per the institution’s new lore-based identity policy.