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Day: June 2, 2025

Legislature: No Handheld Phones While Driving—But You May Continue Eating and Applying Eyeliner

Jeff Landry Cell Phone The Sadvocate

Lawmakers have outlawed holding a phone while driving, but activities like juggling a burger, yelling at kids, and selecting the perfect playlist remain perfectly legal. Critics say the law tackles one distraction while turning a blind eye to the daily chaos that is Louisiana commuting.

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