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City Declares State of Emergency After Discovering 85% of Baton Rouge’s Beer Consumed in One Morning

Baton Rouge St Patricks Day Parade The Sadvocate

Baton Rouge officials declared a state of emergency after the Wearin’ of the Green Parade, delayed to Sunday, led to an unexpected crisis—85% of the city’s beer supply was consumed before noon, leaving desperate parade-goers bartering for booze with beads and turtles.

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