Wall Street Surges After Realizing Nothing Has Gone Wrong in the Past 3 Hours
Wall Street just had its best day in weeks after three straight hours of absolutely nothing going wrong, a milestone investors now consider wildly bullish in today’s market.
Pelosi Won’t Seek Reelection, Cites Fatigue From Decades of Accidentally Timing Every Trade
Nancy Pelosi announced she won’t seek reelection, citing exhaustion from years of “accidentally timing every trade.”