Carbon Capture Executives Celebrate: “Finally, a Pollution Crisis We Get Paid to Cause”
Carbon capture has given industry executives the perfect business model. Profit from the pollution, then profit again from pretending to clean it up.
EPA Reports Tangipahoa River Water Now Able to Power Small Appliances
The EPA says the Tangipahoa River may not be safe to drink, but it can power your toaster for a solid three minutes. Locals call it “green energy with a brown tint,” a renewable resource Louisiana never asked for but definitely expected.
State Celebrates 50 Years of Monitoring Capitol Lake Toxicity by Adding a New Sign
After decades of toxic buildup and government foot-dragging, Louisiana finally acknowledged Capitol Lakes with something tangible: a new sign that warns residents the water is dangerous—just in a more “official” font.