Landry Expands Constitutional Carry to Include Harpoons Ahead of Greenland Transition
The expansion clarifies that Louisiana residents may openly carry harpoons so long as they are visible.
Criminals Across Louisiana Shocked to Learn They Were Supposed to Leave Guns at Home During Parades
Lawmakers in Louisiana are trying to legalize guns at parades—much to the confusion of criminals, who just found out they were already banned. “Wait, there were rules?” asked one stunned offender, reaching for another set of beads and possibly a Glock.